DISGUSTING! (a quick rant)

Disgust. Complete and total disgust. Utter disgust. Disgusted disgust. No, not the kitten poo. (My once upon a time kitten had kittens and one day one of them started pooping. I thought his intestines were coming out of him and I freaked... when I realized it was just poop, I grabbed my camera- but that's not what this story is about.)
Last night at work, someone stole my camera. Again. I know, fool me once, blah blah blah. Well, I thought I was being careful- since my wallet and camera was stolen from work six months ago, I've always made sure to keep my wallet and phone in my pockets (I got new work pants- with pockets) and I keep a lock on my bag. I rarely have anything in my bag, but I always lock it up anyway. Last night, however, I had my camera- the one my boyfriend so kindly bought me to replace the last stolen one, and my paycheck in my locked bag. Ugh. You know how you can still open a locked bag if the zippers aren't "locking" zippers? Well, someone opened it and took my stuff. Again.
This morning as I was heading out to file a police report, I opened my apartment door, and guess what I saw! Yup, you guessed it! A huge pile of human feces. All over the front step, all over the front door. I guess someone couldn't hold it all the way to McDonald's. Sorry, no picture-- kitten poo is much cuter, I promise.
So I hopped over the sh*t to get to the police station where the lady (who was incidentally much nicer and more helpful than I was expecting) informed me that it's actually pretty easy to cash another person's paycheck. Great. Living in New York is fun.